A billion hearts are breaking--literally--with the news: the baddest bastich in the galaxy's gettin' married! Surely, this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse! Yer cordially invited to be there for Lobo's bone-breakin' bachelor party, vulgar vows, rip-roarin' reception, and the crashing consummation of the nastiest nuptials in history! And any feeb who starts cryin' at the wedding gets fragged! You wuz warned!